Stop the press - here's something interesting... the door to the ark is closed. Cause they are not going outside, except for cycle rides, shopping, DIY, walking the dog and cake deliveries... oh and posting lots of letters 2nd class to strangers. But no trolley work, nor door-to-door. So that's it - the world has ended - a bit.
Isn't that exciting!
Nearly as much fun as gang-writing to Mr Putin.